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The Official COTD

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The BackTalk constabulary would like to reassure all citizens that the earlier incident has been dealt with and that no coup has taken place. Do not panic. Rumors of instability should be reported to the authorities without delay, and we remind all citizens that revolutionaries deserve no mercy.

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The actual post of the day, selected by BackTalk’s extremely fair and democratic process, is this wisdom from cgo2370:

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We apologize for any inconvenience or distress.

The constabulary would also like to take this opportunity to remind the citizens of BackTalk that wine, beer, gin, scotch, and vodka are not cocktails. Cocktails are mixed drinks, you lot of reprobates. Don’t make us build more stockades.

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