1. Aliens who are actually humans, except:
This cosmic PSA comes to you from Earth, the third planet from the sun and my current planet of residence. Tonight we will crash into a trail of debris left by the Swift-Tuttle comet, because comets are dirty litterers and we're always picking up their shit.
Here is your comprehensive list of all the species who have surpassed me in space travel thus far. You will note that no elephants have even left Earth's atmosphere. Therefore, the following statement is not false: Elephants and I are currently locked in an epic space race. May the best man win.