Hello all. As a single lady Looking for Love, I'm trying my hand at online dating, specifically on the OKCupid website. I'm sure there are some fine and lovely men on this site, but trying to find them requires wading through messages like these:

The last one is my fave. "Not looking to hook up, I just want you to work for me for free. Btw, did I mention how sexy and pretty you are?" Nope, totally not a creep!

Please share your OKC horror stories with me!