Getting the best of you.
Getting the best of you.

Fine, it's technically Sunday, but we're looking Back[talk] [get it?? Because "back" is in our name?] to our one full day of rest.

Okay, let's zip on by.

We start with some great news from Zhandi (whose name now includes an inside joke that I am not in on, but THAT'S OKAY). The community came together to meet some very worthwhile goals — and then new goals. Woot indeed.

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Snackstastic who seems, I don't know, some nicer? Kinder? More Benevolent? shows us some wacky stuff like — get this — a whistle that looks like a hairdryer! What's next, a whistle that looks like a like a cannon??? Oh.

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Isn't McCoy's Mistress now McCoy's Fiance? (Or is it fiancee? I can never remember which is for which gender, which is odd, since I was a fiance (fiancee?) not that long ago, and even had a fiancee (fiance?) at that time.) ANYWAY. McCoy's Finally About to Make a Respectable Woman Out of Her is getting ready to spent a week away from her beloved. As someone who currently has (the awesomest) husband, let me advise you to ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF YOUR SOLITUDE.

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This is a fact. I knew that ziggybloodlust's avatar was David Bowie, but it wasn't until I saw the Ziggy Stardust portrait in cake form that I finally got the damn joke: Ziggy Stardust, Ziggy Bloodlust! So clever. And so many cakes.

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Perhaps Pie 'oh' Pah felt self conscious after all that talk about cake because she immediately popped up with a Concrete Blond. It's okay. Pie is infinitely better than cake. It's okay.

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Maybe I'm a little teapot, short left off the "and stout" because it's implied by the influence of SNACKtastic and all that pancetta and cream sauce??? Or maybe I'm just projecting about my own stoutness (and my craving for pancetta and chicken in cream sauce over pasta).

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Of course a damn hippy would be all about conspiracy theories man. Haha, just kidding. We all know wyominghippy isn't a real hippy, what with all those posts about working miserable jobs and trying to find more work. In any case, some good news. We don't have to lay off the cake, pie, or pancetta: it's our iPads that are making us stout.

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Befitting her name, dawnell came in with the early light of the civil rights movement by showing us a stunning church window.

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Y'all better watch kristinbytes. Not only does she admit to aggressive behavior in her name, she's also way into a battle of mammals, many of which have scary teeth. Do you really think that kangaroo is going to come out of the arena alive after facing a yeti? Tsk tsk tsk.

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Here comes Zhandi of the Twitter 8 again to remind us that we're not in some elite twitter group. Also to build up those dossiers I warned you about.

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Proving yet again that pie is the best desert, Pie 'oh' Pah shows us animals being cool with each other, instead of facing off in some demented competition for survival. Oh wait. I just scrolled down. Never mind, I give up.

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