Good morning. Everyone has an old Orgone Accumulator they no longer use. We’ve repurposed ours into a timeout closet where you can “think about what you’ve done!” Also a great place to hide when guests come over.

Mensa, those wacky japesters, are known to hide someone in the box to scream during parties. “oh, a Wilhelm Scream!” the merry revelers cry.
Build your own handheld version. You never know when you’ll need it.

What are you doing with your old Orgone Accumulator?