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Illustration for article titled [possibly NSFW-ish?] This sounds like a sci-fi plot

So apparently some religious dude thinks it really is this way.

What he claims is basically that if you masturbate, you will find your hand pregnant in the afterlife. Weird? It gets better: your hand will also “ask for its rights”. There’s probably more but that wasn’t mentioned in the version of the story I’ve read.

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This person and his statements have been the (rightful) target of some Twitter mockery. For example:

“Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”

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As ridiculous as all of it sounds, and as unimaginable (I can’t even tell whether one would actually suffer unimaginably or just be weirded out), I think a sci-fi writer with a particularly rich (and dirty) imagination could do amazing things with this idea.

[Hurriyet Daily News via fUSION Anomalog]

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