Okay, so my niece is about to turn six, so I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.

She said water balloons, so her parents would just love me for that one.

She also said something about a unicorn.

Okay, so I asked my sister if this meant a specific unicorn. Like maybe there is a TV show she watches with a unicorn. She didn’t know of anything, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that there isn’t one.

Okay, so tell me if there is currently some specific unicorn thing that a six year old girl would want, or should I just go out and buy random unicorn stuff so that she gets something that she asked for.

Otherwise it’s water balloons from the dollar store.