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I can't sleep. Should I join the Peace Corps?

Had to take Excedrin because I hadn't eaten enough yesterday. I do that a lot. I just can't be bothered to eat unless something tastes good and I'm a terrible cook so things usually taste bad. I could be a good cook but no I couldn't. I'm just one of those people who gets flustered in the kitchen and I think it's time to admit that and just concentrate on what I am good at, ordering. But you can't do that at 3:44 a.m. here in bumblefuck, and my fridge just has weird shit in it like sweet pickles, wheat bread and mustard, which is not calling my name.


I hate being awake at 3:45. It would be fine if I had something productive to do right now. Or wanted to do something productive.


I really need to join the Peace Corps. Has anyone been in the Peace Corps? What was it like? Do they accept insomniacs?

I googled Peace Corps volunteers and got this. I do NOT WANT TO DO THIS!

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