Since I'm gonna be busy watching movies and handing out candy, no Vintage Game Night tonight. Instead, in order to help combat the increasing stupidity of an extremely vocal minority of people who play video games, we're going to take a look at some great games featuring women protagonists/antagonists.

In the interest of time (and my sanity) we'll go ahead and exclude games that let you choose your character's gender.

Portal 1 / Portal 2

Available On: PC, XBox 360, PlayStation3

Genre: Puzzle, Platforming

The greatest set of puzzle games ever. You play as Chell and use a gun that can open portals connecting two points to solve an ever increasingly difficult number of puzzles given to you by the villainous AI GLaDOS as you try to escape the Aperture Science Testing Facility.


While Chell is your common mute protagonist (something poked fun at often), GLaDOS is simply an amazingly well fleshed out character and one of (in my opinion) the greatest antagonists in gaming.

Silent Hill 3


Available On: PC, PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360

Genre: Survival Horror

Directly continuing the story of the original game, Heather Mason, daughter of original protagonist Harry Mason, is haunted by dreams full of monsters. After being targeted by a mysterious cult and a personal tragedy befalls her, she travels to the town of Silent Hill to take revenge and discover the truth behind who she really is.


Final Fantasy XIII

Available On: PC, PlayStation 3, XBox 360

Genre: JRPG

Forced to become servants of a god-like being trying to cause the destruction the floating country of Cocoon, 6 people are thrust together and face an impossible choice. Follow their vague mission to help destroy Cocoon and die peacefully encased by crystal, or defy their orders and wait to be turned in to horrific monsters for it. All while running for their lives as all of Cocoon is on the hunt for them.


Metroid Prime Trilogy

Available On: Wii

Genre: Action-Adventure, Platforming, First Person Shooter

An enhanced compilation of 3 of the greatest outings of Nintendo's most bad-ass bounty hunter, Samus Aran, as she comes in to contact with an alien substance known as Phazon.


Child of Light

Available On: PC, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Xbox 360, Xbox One, WiiU


Genre: Side-Scroller, RPG

Aurora, a young girl from 1895 Austria, is transported to the land of Lemuria who has had its sun, moon, and stars stolen by Queen Umbra. Aurora must recover these celestial bodies and save it from the Queen and her minions with the help of the firefly Igniculus and several other allies.

Tomb Raider (2013)


Available On: PC, Playstation 3, Playstation 4, XBox 360, XBox One

Genre: Action-Adventure

A full reboot of the Tomb Raider series, this game covers the first outing of the young and inexperienced archaeologist Lara Croft as she explores the island of Yamatai after being shipwrecked there.



Available On: PC, PlayStation 4

Genre: Action RPG

Red, a famous singer in the futuristic Cloudbank City, survives an assassination attempt by a group called the Process and comes to possess a large great sword called the Transistor. The sword has absorbed not only her voice, but the consciousness of the dead man she finds it sticking out of as well.


Beyond Good & Evil

Available On: PC, PlayStation 2, XBox, Gamecube, PSN

Genre: Action-Adventure

In the year 2435, Jade. alongside her "uncle" Pey'j, runs an orphanage on the mining planet of Hillys, which is under attack by aliens called the DomZ. After running out of money to run the shield that protects the orphanage, Jade takes up work as a photographer for a museum. Eventually she is recruited by the resistance movement IRIS, who believe that the Hillys' government is secretly in league with the DomZ.


The Walking Dead S1 & S2

Available On: Everything. Seriously just everything.

Genre: Point and Click, Adventure

Based on the comic series of the same name, these games follow Lee Everett and Clementine ..... holy crap how does Clem not have a last name!? Ahem, anyway, they follow these two people as they attempt to survive in a world where the dead still walk the Earth.


Have any to add? Feel free.