goodbye, gawker, if was fun knowing you.
i'll just lurk around fucking jezebel in the grays, where at least people are nice to me when they're pointing out why i'm wrong about something.
it's really okay to just say "no" instead of 3 paragraphs and "this may be the stupidest post I've ever read."
may you have spotty and slow internet connections for the rest of your days, asshat.
if you can't tell, people calling me stupid or talking down to me is pretty much my breaking point.