From the Too-Thick-&-Fast-Not-to-Aggregate Division -

 

Good News (TX):

 

 

 

Bad News (NY):

 

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I Can’t Even, International Division:

 

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From Andrea Mitchell, who has been a foreign correspondent longer than some of us have been alive, long enough that State Department staff (those who were left, anyway) knew her well enough to call her by her first name as they escorted her out following (Russian Medal of Friendship Recipient) U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s silent photo op without being permitted to ask a single question – twice –

 

 

 

 

 

From the Don’t Lose Faith & Don’t Give Up Division:

 

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(even though I think we know they could light a fire under their rate of speed, you know, anytime)

 

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Also? Sticking out my tongue at you right now, Sveta – I notice you decided to wait till you got over here to the USA to try to crack wise. May a young American roll over you in the second round. In straight sets.