Remember this?

Well, it turns out it was indeed real.

It seems that this Fox News person got kicked out of a party for rich people, cursed at a cop, didn't like the resulting gawker story, and somewhere in there saw Mark Zuckerberg at dinner. Also he feels really protective about small women and likes cops most of the time (when they're fucking with other people ) but not always (when they're fucking with him).

Not sure what Don Imus is taking notes about because this is the most boring story ever told.


I disagree that Imus's set looks like actual hell, though. I'd say Santa Fe bomb shelter circa 2150.