O world of Blaurgh, we see right through you to your very bones. You fool no one with your hidden intent of utter ruination of all that lives and might be happy.

I’m shhhhheduling this way ahead of time, so I have no idea if any elections in some Northern Hemispheric imploding empire have doomed us to a fate of ashes, or postponed our annihilation for a delay comforting enough for our short attention spans, so I’ll just leave this here for everyone to either truly BLAURRRRRRGH or just utter some everyday gripings.