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Getting the best of you.

How’s your social distancing going?

So I started off the day by being at the grocery store at 6am to find out they changed their hours yet again. Back at 7am, which is apparently when the staff got there too, because that shit was both empty and not clean (more on that in a minute.) Decided to see if the same thing was true here as in DC and what I’ve seen on social media and go hit one of the more “ghetto” grocery stores, and sure as shit, except for a lack of chicken and limited beef, the place was both stocked and not packed with people. Since I had what I needed and Publix was right next door, I peeked in there too, and it was same situation as the first. Talked to someone I know who works there, and she said the press releases about how they’re closing hours early and opening later so that deep cleaning and re-stocking can be done are complete horseshit. The doors lock and they leave. Called someone else who was going to Whole Foods this morning. Same story. The moral of all this, kids, is that if you want to find stuff and not be surrounded by hysterical asshats then avoid the white people stores.

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After that the Underlings and I did some work and then I went looking at rental properties. Still not sure I want to go that route yet. In the meantime, tonight I just want to chill and watch a movie or standup special or two for a change.


Here’s Some Stuff:

I keep telling you people. And ask Spaced99! Now is the perfect time too what with the lack of TP and all your free time at home.

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These are awesome:

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I might do this since I love Christmas and didn’t get to celebrate it much this year. Might even order a fake tree to put up and decorate.

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Pretty much perfect. I want it. Now.

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