Hey, everybody, and welcome to Saturday COTD/Open Thread, chock full of shout-outs to Samantha Bee, who (along with a magnificent staff of serious troupers) never fails to keep it real.
Pie gets the prize for making me want to hurl most without once mentioning the next leader of the free world. Ye gods, what is all that shit?!
But I know what you came for. You want to know, who’s the winner today? ‘Cause let’s face it, all your little achievement ribbons mean nothing, ya buncha losers. The answer to who’s the winner is I am, in this thread right here with dawnell (so I guess she can be my VP of teh random). Because you know what? This shit is RIGGED. Don’t get mad. If you didn’t want me to cheat you should have stopped me.
What’s going on tonight, folks? Holding on, drinking a lot? Caloric critical? What’s the word?