Like some self-healing plant, my old account is back. (I lost my old, ten years account via Kinjatasticness. One day I woke up, and didn't have a history or a name. I didn't scream about it, but it was super disappointing.) Now today, I did nothing to restore order. I was prompted toward Twitter to get into Gawker just now (it routinely disconnects me), and when it restored me this time, I was my old, old, OLD self with my entire ancient history intact.
My old history and hundreds of notifications. Nuts. I am sorry to all those who thought I was ignoring them. Shitty.
This is the plant known colloquially as Self-Heal: