Which states have the worst thanksgiving?

Well, then, I'm off to Maine! But I'll have the best Thanksgiving in the most miserable state. Look at this Thanksgiving Misery Index. Binge Drinking. Well, that's Maine. Salmonella! A leader! Enthusiasm for black friday sale and abandoning a meal? Pretty high, except they forget to mention that you can't open a big store on Thanksgiving in Maine because it's against the law. But anyways! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!