Look here and here. And here is your favorite 80s band and what THAT says about you. I sense there my be a Venn diagram that would be useful
UFO: You have burned yourself while urinating on a campfire.
Well, I mean, who else is going to put out that campfire out? The bears?
Bauhaus: You know what LARPing is.
Yes, I know, but I've never partaked. I should get Venn diagram for nerd/repressed New Englander. It excludes LARPing.
Well, they aren't wrong. (Or are they?)