Theme of the Week: Nic Cage

There are many things you can say about me but you can't say I don't pander. Is there an actor more indicative of America? I mean, Nic Cage won an Oscar, married Elvis's daughter for spurious reasons, lost all his money, began starring in every shitshow he could fine and became the ultimate internet meme. Even more so, he created an essence of Nic Cageyness, an indefinable substance that we will try to capture this week.