SMUT is apparently the Stanford Men's Ultimate Teams. I was unfortunate enough to have been directed to smut.stanford.edu in the midst of a google hole and it turned out to be not that interesting.

Smut also reminds me of Smucker's, which is my favorite brand of strawberry preserves and I want some right now and dammit SNAX why do you do this to me

Grumble grumble grumble