Jill is pregnant, Jessa has her ring, Make your escape, Jana!

This,people, is how Duggar sausage gets made. And by Duggar sausage, let's all try not to think of Josh.

Jill and Derick spoke to People magazine and said they couldn't be more excited to start their family.

"Both of us want as many kids as God will give us," Jill said.

Meanwhile the family, including patriarch Jim Bob Duggar couldn't be happier for his daughter.

"About 30 days after Jill and Derick got married they gathered everyone in the living room and shared the news," Jim Bob told the magazine.

He said everyone's reaction was a joyous one.

"Everyone was clapping and cheering, and we were in shock, too," he said.

and of course the inevitable home birth, because of Gothard. But hey, look how nice Derick is to his vessel for his Christian army:

"It shouldn't be called morning sickness," Jill explained during her interview. "It is lasting all day and through the night."

Aw, poor Jill! Thankfully, she has her awesome husband, Derick, supporting her throughout her uncomfortable first trimester.

"Derick is doing a good job taking care of me. He wakes up and gets me peppermint and water, and puts snacks like granola and toast by the bed," Jill shared.

I'm still holding out hope for Jana. RUN JANA, RUN! Take Jennifer and Josie with you! And even Derick, I mean, one baby is one thing but maybe he'll see the light eventually. Wrap that sucker up!

The less said about this, the better.

(image from here)